What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:53

Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Dr No
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”